Chess
There were three men with broken noses sitting around a table.
On that same table there was a chess board with the pieces set up.
The men were not playing chess though. First, they wanted to get their broken noses fixed.
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Later I heard that it wasn't their noses that were broken, it was the chessboard.
So it was good that they didn't play.​
The dig
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Pat dug seven holes today, and is now filling them back up. He doesn't want anyone to know that he did this.
The fool
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James cut his own nose off, but said that Matt had done it.
Matt said he had done no such thing, James has cut his own nose off.
But James said "What fool would cut off his own nose?"
Impossible mountain
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There was once a mountain called impossible mountain. It was impossible to climb, because, it was, in fact, a flat piece of land.
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One day, one man was determined to climb it.
When he was almost at the top, he sneezed, and tumbled all the way down. He considered starting over, but it was nearly lunchtime, and he knew his mother had fried some fish. He didn't eat fish, but he loved other fried foods, and his mother. ​​
Corners in circles
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Charles left his house and walked around the corner. A box with old books was thrown out of a window, and incidentally, fell on Charles' shoulder, which made his left arm fall off.
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Charles walked around the next corner where a car drove over him.
Charles, now very flat, stood up and walked around the next corner, where he was robbed of his wallet and head.
Now, Charles thought, I really am at the receiving end of life.